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iPad 2 | can i haz?
Yeah, I kind of want one.
Apple Store down. iPad 2 is coming.
The Apple Store is down. Photo:
New MacBook Pros
That’s right. Apple has done it again. released some awesome laptops. And might I say these things are powerful. Quad-Core Processors, top of the line Graphics Cards, ThunderBolt ports (up to 10 gbps), HD cameras, Etc.
Also coming soon from Apple: iPad 2. The rumor now is March 2nd. Can’t wait. Got my fingers crossed for a Kick-@$$ double resolution screen. (Many have said no Retina Display but that won’t be a Retina Display because that’d only be 260 dpi while a Retina Display (at least on the iPhone 4) is 326 dpi so It’s still possible for Apple to double the resolution of the screen on the iPad. If it doesn’t come till iPad 3 I’ll be sad…)
How to not post for a long while.
It’s actually a very complicated and intricate process.
You start by making a classy Christmas Post on the 23rd of December. You then work on videos, comics, and earn money at your part time job until Apple releases their Mac App Store Application along with Mac OS X Snow Leopard 10.6.6 on January the 6th in the year of our LORD 2011.
Then you promptly wake up at 8, fall back asleep, then wake up to a phone call on your iPhone saying you’ve just one three tickets to go see Spamalot on Friday the 7th of January in the year of our LORD 2011. Then you hop out of bed, take an ADD pill, eat a Pop-Tart, chug some blue Mountain Dew, and run downstairs, fire up your Mac, log into your website and make a post. Easy you say? **** off, dude. It’s harder than it looks. (AND THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE SAID GODDAMMIT. THAT JOKE IS OLD.)
So yeah. A re-cap:
Apple released their App Store Application for the Mac. (I sense a possible space-time continuum disrupting event if you could download the Mac App Store Application from the Mac App Store Application. On that note I dreamt I when was in the Back to the Future universe for the second time in two nights. This is getting heavy.)
Also Apple released Mac OS X 10.6.6 which seems to mostly just house the Mac App Store Application but may also have fixes for bugs here in there including graphics drivers. They like updating those more recently than they used to.
-Peace Off.
